Guide To Life & Other Important Stuff

Also known as Candice's Guide To Life. Surprise, bitches.

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falsedetective:

thinkpiece: The Millenials have cultivated a nihilistic, absurdist brand of satirical humor as a response to a cultural environment where 

  1. the traditional social order has collapsed into chaos because of rapid technological advancement, economic downturn, and endless war (much like the dadaists after WWI)
  2. sincere admissions of despair are seen as somewhere between embarrassing and obnoxious and the only acceptable way to express negative emotion is by disguising it in witty, share-able quips
  3. violence, sex, and profanity have become commonplace in the media and the only remaining frontier of shock value is absolute nonsense like “while you were having premarital sex i was dehydrating tangerines. While You Wasted Your Days At The Gym In Pursuit Of Vanity I Was In Hospital With Scurvy”

This sums up my generation.

(via darkthoughtsbrightdays)

  • 16th August
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wilbr:

ssj14goku:

4chan = white nationalist skinhead wannabe edgelords
reddit = epic bacon nerd culture libertarians
tumblr = 12 year old communists
facebook = conspiracy theory-addled GOP baby boomers slowly regressing back to infancy
twitter = ??????

Twitter is where they all convene to fight each other like a social media Thunderdome

This is the internet. Welcome to it.

(Source: bidoof, via clatterbane)

  • 16th August
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hayleylis:

concept: Donald Trump is sacrificed to the gods. in return, they save the bees, the refugees, and trans kids from any and all harm. gun violence no longer exists. Democrats control congress again. all the shelter animals get a permanent home. the minimum wage is a living wage. my girlfriend and i rescue a cat for christmas. Bernie Sanders is president. 

Concept 2k16

(Source: thisblogisdeadlonglivezorp, via andantei)

  • 15th August
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melaniemartineznews:

Happy 1st Birthday Cry Baby! (August 14, 2015) 

I’m just very emotional. People often see being emotional as a weakness, so I really wanted to write music that changed that perception, and made me feel strong. The album is about that, but through the life of Cry Baby. It’s about how different experiences shape her, and help her become who she is, which by the end is someone who’s crazy and emotional, but confident and comfortable in it. I think over time it helped me do the same thing.

Cry Baby is a fucking treasure & if you don’t know that you need to reevaluate your life.

  • 15th August
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girlwithptsd:

litanyofexcuses:

Friendly reminder to check you’re not holding tension in your body. Let your shoulders drop, unclench your hands and jaw. Take a deep breath. Much better.

I am forever holding tension in my jaw. Thanks for the reminder! :)

Friendly reminder, followers.

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wilwheaton:

micdotcom:

adulthoodisokay:

andrewthewhip:

laughterkey:

pleasedontsqueezetheshhh:

therealduckandpenguin:

tarpo:

downtostars:

itsmrswhit:

jscottwilson:

Your text here

Reblog plus comment

Reblog with reaction GIF

Reblog missing the point entirely and making it all about some wrong done to the reblogger

Reference to last month’s forgotten meme intended as an ironic eyeroll

Rant about how everything has to be so meta nowadays.

outRAged Accusations

Complaint about wanting to reblog the original content without the commentary.

#additional commentary in the tags (via @andrewthewhip)

long rambling commentary inspired by the meta-tagging from the above blog

Brand butting in.

Making it about me AGAIN because you people don’t understand.

(via emmasneverland)

  • 13th August
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dreamofserenity626:

frivoloustidbits:

You know most people think of the word weasel as a bad term, but have you ever looked at an actual weasel? Like, a real one?

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awww :)

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eeee!

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it’s so cute!

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Hhnnnnng

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Oh god I just can’t-

And let’s not forget that the average weasel is also roughly the size of a banana. Because it clearly wasn’t adorable enough already

MY POINT EXACTLY!

Look at them. They’re adorable. 

(via nessluna)

  • 12th August
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ponyregrets:
“ telesilla:
“ kiyaar:
“ brendonbrandon:
“ she-who-shall-not-be-laid:
“ mhalachai:
“ patrickthomson:
“ this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around
”
Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.
”
“skillfully...

ponyregrets:

telesilla:

kiyaar:

brendonbrandon:

she-who-shall-not-be-laid:

mhalachai:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

“skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients” what else did they fucking put in there

This picture is the definition of “just fuck me up”

one night to live, maybe

The best part is where they reassure you that the alcohol is less than 1%. Because you don’t want too much of that demon rum mixed in with the healthful cannabis, morphine and chloroform.

Back in the day drugs were hardcore as hell.

(via breanieswordvomit)