January 2012
BFF and I are doing dinner.
This may get interesting…….
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
December 2011
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Yo.....signing the NDAA on New Years Eve, Obama?
I see what you did there, & I don’t like it. I mean really.
(If I suddenly disappear as of midnight we can probably guess I’ve been detained for saying NDAA is very ‘1984’-ish.)
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Free Rides from AAA for Drunk Americans →
afunnyfeminist:
Call 1-800-AAA-HELP and ask for Tipsy Tow to get a free tow and ride home, even if you’re not a AAA member. Some cities and states don’t participate, so find out what free services are available in your area. Please don’t drink and drive. Plan your way home ahead of time — when you’re sober.
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today is the last friday of 2011. reblog now or go...
lickmypersuasion:
houseofjathan:
annietheawkwarddork:
burnintotheground:
beeeleenn:
I reblog this just because of the gifs.
Fucking awkward dancing ^^^^^^
crying
I will forever reblog Rebecca Black and her awkward dancing friends.
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Reblog if you're FABULOUS
tehblackbird:
blueandbluer:
Well, obvs.
If I go blonder this process won't take as long.
Don’t tempt me, stylist. Don’t. Tempt. Me.
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I hate getting my hair done.
I really do. I try to put it off as long as possible, because it’s an all day affair. This afternoon is going to be full of ‘hair doing’. I am not thrilled.
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“Activism is my rent for living on this planet.”
– Alice Walker (via cultureofresistance)
While writing out the topic for a certain chapter...
It was shorter and more to the point than the actual name.
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I really hate that 70% of the time if I actually...
But I hate taking it…..so I try my hardest not to do so.
First world problems, I’m having one.
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“No wonder some women are unconsciously passive aggressive when expressing anger,...”
– Why Women Aren’t Crazy (via lagrandefille)
I hate when people claim that women are crazy or complicated or don’t know what they want because fuck you. When a woman is vocal about her opinions, desires, feelings, you call her a bitch or crazy or hysterical. Women have been taught that the only way...
Only a couple spots still open for photoshoots...
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75% of my unfucking is complete. Well, the part...
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Alright, time to unfuck some things.
Yep, I’m gonna unfuck things from bed. That’s just how I roll today.
“Society’s wariness toward sex is highlighted by contrasting it with the greater...”
– Nadine Strossen (from ‘Defending Pornography: Free Speech, Sex and the Fight for Women’s Rights’)
Ding ding ding! So much truth in this.
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I should probably mention that when I whine about...
Any time the temps are low for a while, or if it’s freezing, or just too winter-ish my joints and stuff swell like it’s going out of style. Once that happens I’m kinda useless for things other than dicking off on the interwebz for at least a few days.
Lupus makes winter a miserable time in my world.
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tobiasgh replied to your post: I think my cell phone has finally died a painful death.
Now you have an excuse to get an iPhone though :)
See, I think I’m one of the few people that doesn’t want an iPhone. It just doesn’t do it for me. Partially because I’m hella rough on my technology, and partially because for some reason that phone just makes me grumpy.
*hides under...
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I think my cell phone has finally died a painful...
I tried getting a new battery, having it ‘reset’, and every other ‘fix’ for the damn thing, but it refuses to continue to participate in my life. God damn, phone, why do you do me like this?
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“as somebody who has been open about every fucked up thing in my life, i...”
– unsurmountable.:
I got no answer for this, but lots of love for you, Lady Alithea.
(via mikkipedia)
1) Possibly. 2) Probably. 3) Absolutely not. Ignoring things doesn’t make them better, and being willing to speak out helps other people do the same, thus allowing them to tackle their fucked-up...
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tobiasgh asked: Since it's love letter day, we think you're pretty badass and amazing at Atheist Fags too ;)
Fried rice=nom nom nom.
This has been a very important post.
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“I think the quality of sexiness comes from within. It is something that is in...”
– Sophia Loren. (via avaadore)
My BFF rules.
And I love her for it. We can now hate Xmas together. It’s just not as much fun alone.
I really hope this TSA agent never wants a job as...
I’m not wearing fucking pajama jeans. These are goddamn corduroy leggings. Get your fabrics straight, yo. Considering that you’re kinda feeling me up, I’d hope you’d notice that these feel nothing like pajamas OR jeans.
I mean really.
Santa obviously didn't get that my wish to get...
Asshole.
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building-stuff asked: Twitter limits me to 140 characters but does friendship and love not count for anything. There are lots of people out there who, even though are internet friends, still give you more than any gift ever could. You will never be truly alone. You can draw strength and empowerment knowing that all these people love you for who you are and show their support for you every day. But yeah we can still...
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thefireoflife asked: *hug* I'm chilling with my mom, my cat, and Tumblr. I feel your "forever alone"-ness. Merry Christmas, Ginger. I love you dearly, chicka :)
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I’m hanging out with my pets for Christmas. I sure hope they at least made me a collage or something, otherwise I’m not gettin’ a damn thing.
'Twas the night before Christmas....and Ginger was...
Let’s be real, for a chick that runs around naked a lot for a living, I have a rather mundane life. All the cool stories I see about myself being all ‘wild’ and shit make me wonder who the hell those people have been hanging out with.
Sorry for no tales of debauchery & stuff, y’all.
The Muppets sing Bowie? Why does this humor me so... →
You also don't respond when I scream "HEY SWEET...
annalsofonlinedating:
Most of you bitches don’t respond. Why should I waste my time and energy personalizing each message. Would you rather I reference something from your profile? Let’s see…. You like music! I like music too.
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+7 for beginning a message with “most of you bitches.” SO WEIRD that bitches don’t respond.
+2 for punctuation...
Dude, seriously? Another nosebleed? Why nose,...