This right here is why I love Nashville. We have product descriptions that can’t be beat when it comes to junk.
- 25th May
2012 - 25
- 25th May
2012 - 25
Do I want to make peach cobbler from scratch this weekend? I think I do.
Maybe. Depends on how much I get done today & if I just break down & eat the damn peaches raw with fresh cream….
I blame this entire situation on the farmers’ market.
- 25th May
2012 - 25
When people say they like my blog I calmly say thank you with a smiley but on the inside I want to bake you a cake and make you a mixed CD filled with all your old favorite songs that you can’t remember anymore so that when you play it you feel all nostalgic and happy and then throw glitter at you because I love you.
Truth.
(Source: louisthrustingskills, via savemefromthemonstersinside)
- 25th May
2012 - 25
People tend to look at me funny when my response to what I’ve been up to the past few years is simply ‘surviving’.
(via survivorsupport)
- 25th May
2012 - 25
Tags are important.
(Source: lindsayolohan, via wowriley)
- 25th May
2012 - 25
Never fuck a capitalist. They refuse condoms because they don’t like protection for the workers.
I’m ugly laughing at this. I know I shouldn’t be…but I read it and couldn’t help myself.
(via caffeinatedfeminist)
- 24th May
2012 - 24
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.Charles Bukowski (via emergentpattern)(via tehblackbirdflies)
- 24th May
2012 - 24
- 24th May
2012 - 24
So while I was getting the dye and bleach washed out of my hair this afternoon a Britney Spears song came on.
I did not realize I was dancing in my chair until the shampoo girl said she’d never had somebody dance while she was shampooing their hair. I told her it was the Britney Spears song…they just do that to me.
- 24th May
2012 - 24
Dinosaurs…fuck yeah? (No?)
(via hellobitchpudding)
- 24th May
2012 - 24
I’m sorry, but I love that Tony Stark .gif
No I’m not. I’m not sorry at all. It’s fuckin’ cool.
- 24th May
2012 - 24
I’m female. Fe means iron, male means man.
- 24th May
2012 - 24
And every dude that rolls up in the strip club wearing those kinds of pants…you’re not clever. Strippers know what you’re trying to do, Creepy McCreeperson.
- 24th May
2012 - 24
See this right here? It’s what strippers refer to as ‘Sweatpant Boner Man’. Don’t be that guy.
Fun fact-guys wearing pants like this (or ones similar to them) get terrible dances from me. Every. Single. Time. It is my goal to be one of the worst lapdances they will ever have, in hopes that I’ll never have to deal with them again.
(Source: 4gifs, via patriarchykills)
- 24th May
2012 - 24
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my awesome blonde hair.
