Ginger's Guide To Life & Other Important Stuff

26th May
2012
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For those of you that haven't voted for me yet...will you go vote for me for the stripper awards? Pretty please? If you have voted...did you leave a comment? Comments about me being awesome and a kickass dancer and such are quite helpful.

missgingerlee:

I’m reblogging myself. Deal with it.

missgingerlee:

If you register you can give me 10 votes at once. 10 votes are pretty cool. Voting for me is cool. My name is in the ‘Entertainer of the Year’, ‘Adult Feature Entertainer of the Year’, & ‘Club Favorite Feature of the Year’ sections. Voting ends May 31. See…I’m only gonna torture y’all with ‘vote for me’ things for about a week.

www.theedawards.com

I won’t hate you if you reblog this. Nope. Won’t hate you one bit.

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25th May
2012
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Just booked my flights for my feature gig in San Antonio in June.

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24th May
2012
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And every dude that rolls up in the strip club wearing those kinds of pants…you’re not clever. Strippers know what you’re trying to do, Creepy McCreeperson.

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24th May
2012
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See this right here? It’s what strippers refer to as ‘Sweatpant Boner Man’. Don’t be that guy.

Fun fact-guys wearing pants like this (or ones similar to them) get terrible dances from me. Every. Single. Time. It is my goal to be one of the worst lapdances they will ever have, in hopes that I’ll never have to deal with them again.

(Source: 4gifs, via patriarchykills)

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24th May
2012
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I’m reblogging myself. Deal with it.

missgingerlee:

If you register you can give me 10 votes at once. 10 votes are pretty cool. Voting for me is cool. My name is in the ‘Entertainer of the Year’, ‘Adult Feature Entertainer of the Year’, & ‘Club Favorite Feature of the Year’ sections. Voting ends May 31. See…I’m only gonna torture y’all with ‘vote for me’ things for about a week.

www.theedawards.com

I won’t hate you if you reblog this. Nope. Won’t hate you one bit.

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23rd May
2012
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For those of you that haven't voted for me yet...will you go vote for me for the stripper awards? Pretty please?

If you register you can give me 10 votes at once. 10 votes are pretty cool. Voting for me is cool. My name is in the ‘Entertainer of the Year’, ‘Adult Feature Entertainer of the Year’, & ‘Club Favorite Feature of the Year’ sections. Voting ends May 31. See…I’m only gonna torture y’all with ‘vote for me’ things for about a week.

www.theedawards.com

I won’t hate you if you reblog this. Nope. Won’t hate you one bit.

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22nd May
2012
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So umm...can y'all do me a favor?

It’s time for the Exotic Dancer Awards to take their yearly suggestions for entertainer awards & such. If somebody wants to umm…suggest me for either Club Favorite or Adult Movie Feature Of The Year…I wouldn’t hate you for it.

Hey, I only do this ‘please vote for me’ shit for 2 or 3 polls/awards all year long. Help a chick out.

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22nd May
2012
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sexworkerproblems:

THE NOTION THAT IF YOU COULD (WERE ABLE, WERE SMART ENOUGH, WERE BRAVE ENOUGH) TO DO ANYTHING ELSE, YOU WOULD.

BECAUSE YOU “SHOULD”.

News. Fucking. Flash. To the general public. I dance because I love dancing. I’m a stripper because I like being a stripper.

Shocking, I know.

(via loungejulius)

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20th May
2012
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Things that will occur tomorrow:

I’m going to be dancing for a while on day shift at Gabrielle’s in Nashville. ‘Cause I wanna dance, & I know they’ll let me work whenever I want.
I will smile & be happy.
I will kick ass.
That’s enough for a Monday.

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15th May
2012
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My ‘court’ wardrobe is also my ‘press conference’ wardrobe which is also my ‘adulting’ wardrobe.

All those outfits serve many functions.

(Also, for every motherfucker that got all ‘look at her wearing a turtleneck and pants, how dare she!!!’ during a certain press conference last year-suck it. One of the last pics I took of myself before all that insanity started was me getting ready for work in a strip club in a damn turtleneck.)

Yes, I just went through the trouble of going through all my photos to find the one I just mentioned. Apparently there are folks that didn’t get the memo that strippers can not only own turtlenecks…..they can WEAR them!

~~Somebody better tell Faux News & TMZ about this development.~~ It’s groundbreaking information.

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7th May
2012
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It’s not always the hottest girl in the room making the most…it’s usually the ones with the strongest combination of personality, intellect, beauty, performance, and interpersonal skills that make the most.
strippr.tumblr (via memphismayhem)

This.

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14th April
2012
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tehblackbird replied to your post: Ginger will not be getting out of bed until it is time to get ready for work tonight.

How do you do your dancing when you’re in pain? Do you just get through it?

I put on my happy face, dance my ass off, & then spend the next 3-5 days curled up somewhere comfy. I’m a stubborn pain in the ass, I do my shows even if it ends up with me crying once my shows are over.